I subscribe to the aquatic ape theory of evolution and have for some time now.  Yes, instead of the traditional belief that humans evolved from apes on land in a quickly vanishing forest habitat; I believe that instead of taking to bare land, where our tree dwelling ancestors would of been clumsy and slow, we took to the water for protection.

From what I remember it begun inside a video game.  I was a player, in a 3 player video game which was kind of like a mix up between WoW and The Sims.  There were huge jellyfish like things that we needed to attack, and they shot back at us.  After we killed that, we continued to the next story which involved myself fighting a bear in hand to paw combat.  The bear eventually said, "aww  enough with this", and kinda rolled over pretending to play dead.  Then I spoke to a flamboyant looking parrot bird, who I was able to trick that a string of Christmas lights was actually a steel chain which

The grass wet, reflecting the moon light as a wolf prowls around the forest meadow. Looking up at the new moon, the wolf pauses. The damp still smell of night, hanging like a blanket over the valley.

The wolf hears some rustling behind him, turning he lowers his stance, ducking behind some tall grass. As he watches a large cat appears in the shadows. The wolf watches the cat as she stalks around the edge of the meadow.